You wake up to a rooster crowing at 6 a.m. and head across a field to the barn - making sure you don't land in any cow patties along the way. Sound like a typical morning? Or a particularly good morning? Then there's no hiding it: You could be a "Landei." Literally, a Landei is a farm-fresh egg, but city slickers love to use the word to refer to the less cosmopolitan. But don't let them ruffle your feathers - after all, somebody has to collect the eggs!